Stop Nasty Rumors.
Tell Your Friends The Truth
Recently, libelous rumors have been floating around.
You may have seen fliers like this one around. The above fliers were found outside our central labs. And they were a real hassle to remove. Believe me friends, there is no reason to be afraid. This is plain old-fashioned fear mongering. The same tactics used by Hitler and Stalin.
We’re asking all of you who love Meat Tube to stand up and say “NO!” to this slander. Tell your friends what Meat Tube has done for you and your dinner table.
Top 5 lies told about Meat Tube
- Meat Tube is full of cardboard.
TRUTH: Meat Tube® is made of 100% Really Real® meat.
- Meat Tube is an abomination to God.
TRUTH: Meat Tube® is what God WOULD have created if had been smarter.
- Meat Tube® is not safe for childeren's fingers.
TRUTH: Each Meat Tube® comes with a limited warranty.
- Meat Tubes will someday gain consciousness.
Truth: There will be no Meat Tube® uprising if that's what they're saying. Jellyfish have a more advanced central nervous system.
- Meat Tube is still illegal in over 15 countries.
Truth: We are seeking out the help of groups like Amnesty International and to give Meat Tube® a chance.
