Lunch Recipes!

Texas Tenderlog®

This fun and easy recipe takes the best of Meat Loaf and the best of our Meaty friend, Meat Tube®.

Texas Tenderlog
  • 1 1/2 pounds ground Meat Tube®
  • 1 cup Liquid Coffee Substitute
  • 1 Tbs Worcestershire sauce
  • 5 tablespoon salt
  • 1/2 cup yellow mustard
  • 1 large bag Funnyuns®, finely chopped
  • 1/2 cup mayo
  • 1/2 cup ketchup

Start with 1 pound diced Meat Tube®. Not too finely chopped or you’ll have to use more corn starch. Now blend the corn starch with the water combine in a bowl. Add all remaining ingredients and mix until you’ve got a fine mush. when you need a bit more than corn flakes try it. Impress your friends and family before the morning’s done.

Table Top Tube Treats

This recipe takes the best of a piece of toast and Meat the best of our Meaty friend, Meat Tube®

Table Top Tube Treats
  • 1/4 pound ground Meat Tube®
  • Toast

First take your slice of bread. Make sure there’s no dirt attached. Put the piece of bread in the toaster. Heat the quarter pound of Meat Tube® in your microwave for 2 minutes. Now spread on toast!