I heart meat tube

The Magical Journey from Science to Dinner

There’s an amazing story unfolding across America right now.

It’s a story about what we eat and how we eat it. For all too long, there’s been a divide between our fun-life and our food-life. That’s about to all change.

Meat Tube is so simple and amazing, it’s a wonder God didn’t think of it first! Meat Tube is comprised of a tube of solid muscle fiber. On one end is a mouth, on the other is a simple G.I track and anus. Meat tube has a simple central nervous system (like a jellyfish; We call it a “Brain”) that maintains its body.

Meat Tube begins at the size of a summer sausage and over the course of several weeks will grow to the size of a log. All you have to do is place Meat Tube on the counter and feed it the same scraps you would have composted. When Meat Tube is about the size of a firelog it’s time to cut off the head and rear sections leaving a center of pure muscle fiber (MEAT!).